About the Pardee's

Yes, our last name is Pardee, get over yourself. Anyway, I have six older sisters, an older brother(with the exact same birthday as myself), and a younger brother. Also, when I was 12, my sister's friend came to live with us as our foster sister due to various unfortunate circumstances in her life. And if that wasn't enough, I also have eight nephews and nieces frolicking around, which also brings to mind the four brother-in-laws. I won't even go into the number of aunts, uncles, and cousins right now. Apparently, my family is really into the whole "doing the intercourse" thing. Throughout this blog I will hopefully be able to convey the hilarity and insanity of what goes on in my large family to you, the fervent reder, in order to shine some light on your pathetic existence. Because let's face it...you're here, reading my blog. Obviously you have nothing better to do, which turns out pretty well for me, so I can't complain!